Here i found this short and funny interview with Eugene Hutz. Enjoy it!
Hot Report 2007: 85. Eugene Hutz
The Ukranian-born Gogol Bordello frontman learns the downside of hotness, courtesy of Blender.
By Mark Yarm
Blender, September 2007
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
It's rapid-fire, baby. It's rapid-fire all over the place wherever we go — literally and allegorically.
Um, can you explain that a little more?
Well, you want to talk about something hot. The word rapid-fire came to mind. [Blender expresses confusion.] Don't quote me in straightened-out quotes, 'cause what I say is how I talk. I am not in need to be put in correct syntax or sentences.
What's the downside of being so darn hot?
Oh, lord, did my publicist actually sign me up for this?
What's your advice to those who aspire to hotness?
Lots of manicures and pedicures. But all my time is taken up by hair care — it's obvious from my Eastern European mullet, executed with pair of pliers.
Hot or not: Lindsay Lohan?
Who is that? I live in a different world, you know.
They've always been hot. Just take a look at my brothers: Charlie Chaplin, Freddie Mercury, Frank Zappa.
I'm a bit more old-fashioned — gotta have some ass. The big-booty bitches, man.
Performing with Madonna at Live Earth?
Definitely hot. I have very little memories of it, because the adrenaline rush of playing in front of 70,000 people destroys your memory. Plus, I drank three-quarters bottle of red wine right before I went out.
Hot synonym for "hot"?
How did I get tricked into this? I'm a doer, baby, not a car salesman.
Hot pickup line?
I don't want people stealing my lines. I need that to work for me, man.
Hot body part?
Oh, fuck. This whole thing has to get canceled. This is the corniest interview I've ever done.
What's your fallback plan for when you lose your hotness?
I don't have any. Plan B is your surest way to failure.